comedians-from-mexico

"Miami is more cosmopolitan. That is to say, it has a larger variety of Hispanics and they definitely have a different point of view, they're more conservative. They don't agree on a lot of issues with the rest of the Latino nation. But it's fine. My stuff has never been political, really. The older I get, the more I find comedy in minutia, the things we have in common, more family oriented stuff."

"I'm not so sure it's a good thing if we're not prepared, you know. I'm just concerned because of the...we're already the majority that's in jail, you know. We're the majority in certain things that I'm not proud of. We've got to get our ducats in line, we gotta be educated, and we've gotta make up our mind, you know, we gotta sure our loyalties aren't too south of the border, that's a mess down there with all the narcos."

"The truth is I never should have gotten involved…I'm not heartless. In spite of what they say, I'm not a vendido (sellout). I'm not trying to be a coconut. Is it being a vendido to want the best for your people and to speak your mind?"

"Y no te doy otra nomas porque.... (Spanish for, And I do not give you another one because ...)"

"Cosa bonita, cosa bien hecha, cosa hermosa. (Spanish for, Pretty thing, thing well done, beautiful thing.)"

"¡Qué pasó qué pasó vamos ay! (Spanish for, What happened what happened, let's go!)"

"De todos modos yo ya estoy acostumbrado a recibir los golpes que me da la vida. (Spanish for, Anyways I'm already used to receiving the blows that life gives me.)"

"Tenía que ser el Chavo del Ocho. (Spanish for, It had to be the Chavo del Ocho.)"

"No hay trabajo malo... lo malo es tener que trabajar. (Spanish for, There is no bad work ... the bad thing is having to work.)"

"Yo le voy al necaxa... (Spanish for, I'm going to the necaxa...)"