"[after ruining Wal and Cheeky's date] You think you can break my spirit, do you Wal Footrot? Well, you're not dealing with rubbish here, mate. The blood of the Grey Ghost flows in these veins! I got one thing to say to you Wal Footrot. [startled by the screams of rats] I'm sorry!"

"[repeated line] Ye Gods!"

"Brian Sergent as Spit Murphy."

"[repeated line] Those bloody Murphys!"

"Billy T. James as Pawai."

"Peter Rowley as Dog."

"Rawiri Paratene as Rangi."

"Michael Haigh as The Rugby Commentator."

"Fiona Samuel as Cheeky Hobson and Pongo."

"[after closing his cupboard, the stuff on top falls on him] Ah, shit!"

"John Clarke as Wal Footrot."

"Peter Hayden as Irish Murphy and Cooch Windgrass."

"Marshall Napier as Hunk Murphy."

"Dorothy McKegg as Aunt Dolly."

"Chad Morgan - Laura Bush, Princess Leia Organa, Weather girl"

"Malcolm McDowell - Head Imperial officer"

"Conan O'Brien - Ponda Baba's boss, Zuckuss"

"Hulk Hogan - Abraham Lincoln"

"Don’t you just love the holidays?"

"'Tis the season to get wealthy Moo-la-la-la-la la, greenbacks, cash Money in a shiny bucket I will add it to my growing [gets crushed by the slide doors] STASH!"

"[floating on his hover board, notices Wile E. Coyote at the vending machine and speaks into his megaphone] No eating on the job, Coyote. [Wile E gets sucked into the machine. The scene now shifts to Elmer Fudd, who's sleeping on a ladder. Daffy notices this and shouts into his megaphone] WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE, FUDD! [Elmer yells and falls off his ladder]"

"Zeb Wells as Dengar"

"Tom Kane - C-3PO"

"Robert Smigel - Emperor Palpatine parody"

"Keith Ferguson - Han Solo, C-3PO, Imperial droid"

"Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker (Spoilers sketch only)"

"George Lucas - Himself"

"Seth MacFarlane - Emperor Palpatine"

"Breckin Meyer - Admiral Ackbar, Announcer, Boba Fett, Janitor, Space slug #1"

"Dan Milano - Boy, Cantina bartender, Luke Skywalker"

"[first lines; singing as he pops out of his burrow and blows snow away with a leaf blower] 'Tis the season to be jolly! Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la! Merry Christmas, everybody! I know rabbits are more associated with Easter, but, me, I'm all about the winter holidays. If you ask me, there's no better time to come out of your own little hole and celebrate the spirit of giving with everybody you see."

"Who needs a white Christmas when you can have a green one instead?"

"I'm not afraid of ghosts. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything. Except perhaps low quarterly profit projections and personal intimacy."

"You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours."

"What is it with you and your daughter? You act like you're her father or something!"

"You have a firm grasp of guilt Mr. Ghost but you just don't understand the first thing about greed."

"Seth MacFarlane as The Emperor, Dr. Ball, Cantina Band Member"

"Breckin Meyer as Boba Fett, Admiral Ackbar"

"Abraham Benrubi - Darth Vader"

"Keith Ferguson as Han Solo, General Veers"

"Hugh Davidson as Stormtrooper, Rebel Trooper"

"Ahmed Best as Jar Jar Binks"

"Conan O'Brien as Zuckuss, Star Wars nerd"

"Candace Bailey - Girl, Princess Leia Organa"

"Seth Green - Announcer, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Homeless man, Imperial officer, Jenna Bush, Max Reebo, Nerd, Ponda Baba, Space slug #2,[1] Qui-Gon Jinn"

"Andy Richter as Male Krayt Dragon, 4LOM"

"Ahmed Best - Jar Jar Binks, Stormtrooper"

"Joey Fatone - Himself"

"Donald Faison - Evazan, Mace Windu"

"For shame. For shame! Has your holiday spirit flown south for the winter?"