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April 10, 2026
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"[as he sees the wall] What the heck is that?!"
"This place is changing everyone."
"[to Thunk] In my day, we didn't stare at birds! We fought them!"
"It's not just punch monkeys. It-it's kick monkeys, headbutt monkeys, low-blow monkeys, bite monkeys, ab-tight monkeys, shoulders that punch, tails that crunch, tail-stranglers, strange danglers, fang manglers, mouth breathers, brain squeezers, and a dude with... weird eyes!"
"Dad always says the packs sticks together."
"A girl... friend! I've never had a girlfriend before!"
"[repeated line] Genius!"
"Hold on. Stop. You accessorize with a sloth? I accessorize with a sloth!"
"I'm fluent in punch monkey."
"[after he gets captured by the shaman monkey] I think I'm his new pet."
"We happy meet you."
"Grug, you might be more comfortable if you remove your fur pelt. [Grug: I already did.]"
"I thought cave people died off years ago."
"Emphasis on the "better"."
"I don't know if cave people belong in a modern world."
"Every mark is an adventure."
"[as Eep reveals her peanut toe to her] Whoa, peanut toe."
"I got a scar."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
"All in a day's survival."
"Nicolas Cage – Grug Crood"
"Emma Stone – Eep Crood"
"Ryan Reynolds – Guy"
"Peter Dinklage – Phil Betterman"
"Leslie Mann – Hope Betterman"
"Kelly Marie Tran – Dawn Betterman"
"Catherine Keener – Ugga Crood"
"Clark Duke – Thunk Crood"
"Grey Griffin – Sandy Crood"
"Cloris Leachman – Gran"
"Chris Sanders – Belt"
"James Ryan – Sosh"
"Ryan Reynolds – Guy Crood"
"[telling the Croods a story] Tonight, we'll hear the story of Krispy Bear. [clears throat] A long time ago, this little bear was alive. She was alive because she listened to her father and lived her life in routine, and darkness, and terror, so she was happy. But Krispy had one terrible problem. She was filled with.... curiosity!! [the family gasps] Yes, yes, and one day, while she was in a tree, the curious little bear wanted to climb to the top, and no sooner did she climb to the top, she saw something new... and... died!!!!"
"Cloris Leachman – Gran Crood"
"Grey DeLisle – Sandy Crood"
"[during the hunting] Release the baby!"
"[while chasing Guy] I am a caveman!"
"[while preparing to ride on his "Ride"] Try to keep up!"
"Okay, smart Guy! Now, what?"
"Just think, our whole family packed together on a long slow trip across country! We'll tell stories, we'll laugh, [laughs] We'll become closer as a family!"
"[To the others who are arguing] You want me to turn this family around? Do you?! 'Cause I will turn this family around so fast..."
"I have an idea!"
"[About Guy, who's escaping; gasps] He's loose!"
"[To Eep Crood] You're grounded."
"I was thinking of calling it a hug. because it rhymes with grug"