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"DeRay Davis as Domingo"
"Dax Flame as Zack"
"Dakota Johnson as Fugazy"
"Geradine Singer as Phyliss"
"Valerie Tian as Burns"
"Ellie Kemper as Ms. Griggs"
"Jonah Hill as Morton Schmidt"
"Brie Larson as Molly Tracey"
"Holly Robinson Peete as Officer Judy Hoffs"
"Joe Chrest as David Schmidt"
"Luis Da Silva as One-Percenter #3"
"Johnny Simmons as Billiam Willingham"
"Brett Lapeyrouse as Amir"
"Jake Johnson as Principal Dadier"
"Ice Cube as Captain Dickson"
"Rob Riggle as Mr. Walters"
"Channing Tatum as Greg Jenko"
"Dave Franco as Eric Molson"
"Chris Parnell as Mr. Gordon"
"Nick Offerman as Deputy Chief Hardy"
"Justin Hires as Juario"
"Caroline Aaron as Annie Schmidt"
"Jaren Mitchell as Sanders"
"Spencer Boldman as French Samuels"
"Johnny Depp (uncredited cameo) as Tom Hanson"
"Peter DeLuise as Doug Penhall"
"Rye Rye as Jr. Jr."
"Lindsey Broad as Lisa"
"Stanley Wong as Roman"
"Johnny Pemberton as Delroy"
"Wendy McColm - Julia"
"Katie Nehra - Sophie"
"Sam Rockwell - Francis"
"You're like the little engine that could that just keeps running off the tracks. I'm stopping this train! No more."
"Anna Kendrick - Martha McKay"
"'cause humans just wanna put a name on something to make it feel safe, but really, what is a dinosaur other than a dragon?"
"[To Martha] I don't think before I act sometimes, but I'm not a bad person. You think bad people have the capacity to … love and stuff?"
"[To Francis] You think you're just gonna walk out of this life and settle down? You'll never be normal."
"Tim Roth - Hopper"
"This isn't the state of California, it's a state of insanity."
"[to Donna] It's big. The biggest one here. You know what else? It's got a lot of range. You know what I mean by range, don't you? I mean, it can stay up for a long time. A very long time. And it's built firm and solid. Because it has to be. Because of its tremendous forward thrust. And when this baby delivers its payload... devastating."
"Steven Mond - Gus Douglas"
"[To Gen. Stillwell] Sir, I'd like to say something. We've been through a lot, all of us. We faced the enemy for the first time last night, right in our own backyards. We came together, put all our differences aside and carried on the true spirit of America. I think no matter what happens, what sacrifices we have to face, we can carry forward, like Americans. While we're doing our repairs here, I'm going to hang this wreath on my front door - this symbol of Christmas, this symbol of peace. I just want to remind us all that we're not going to let a bunch of treacherous enemy killjoys ruin our Christmas. [Hangs wreath on door. House falls off cliff]"
"[To Betty, before she leaves for the USO.] I don't know what they've told you down at the USO, but you're going to be meeting a lot of strange men. Men in uniform. Boys a long way from home, lonely, desperate. They really have one thing on their minds. Show them a good time."
"Frank McRae - Private Ogden Johnson Jones"
"Dub Taylor - Mr. Malcomb"
"[Repeated line] If there's one thing I can't stand seeing, it's Americans fighting Americans."
"Whitney Rydbeck - Daffy"
"Penny Marshall - Miss Fitzroy"
"Christopher Lee - Captain Wolfgang Von Kleinschmidt"