"[to Shaw] You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster and creating a general panic. Open Season is closed. Permanently. [the animals cheers and he closes the back door of the police car] Take him away boys."

"[to the cops] Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known."

"[to Boog] Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wild life, but I think we can make an exception. [he gives Boog some chocolate bars] Take care of yourself, Boog."

"[after he heard what Boog have said] So I am the werewolf? I'm always the last to hear about these things. [gasps] So that would mean I ate Bobbie! And Bob. I must leave this place before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories! [he leaves]"

"Ian: If you ask me, I saw this coming a long time ago. I knew that bear couldn't hack it out there. He's more an em-bear-assment. [to the Rabbits] Get it? Em-bear-assment. Ha, Ha!"

"Ed: What does a werewolf need a backpack for?"

"Elliot is on an adventure to take the Boo out of Boog!"

"Uh, actually, I find his story quite convincin'."

"[After Elliot suggests taking a different route] Through Dead Bear Gulch?!"

"Keep it together, Boog. Come on, go to your happy place."

"[to Beth] Oh, Beth! I'm so glad to see ya! I knew you'd never dump me off in the woods!"

"Okay, Okay! The meeting is called to order. Marcia, you have an announcement?"

"[to Gordy] The werewolf wants to destroy you, [Elliot gets hit by a wall] your family, [Elliot gets spin by the fan] your way of life."

"[to Shaw] Shaw, only the werewolf. You're not (allowed) to touch anything else in that forest."

"McSquizzly: Moose pucky!"

"[breaking the fourth wall] And so everybody (in the forest) did live happily ever after, including Mr. Weenie, (who have finally found Bobbie and Bob). The end! [closes his doggy door and went back inside]"

"This rope is good! Although, it could use some salt."

"Come on, tree huggers! That tree is not part of the tour."

"Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that."

"I'm just a doe. A deer. A female deer."

"While Shaw did not specifically mention coming after Mr. Weenie... I stand with you. I've got nowhere else to go! [starts crying and stops] Hey, wait up for Mr. Weenie!"

"We're getting the band back together."

"[while the hornets sting him] I'm allergic to hornets!"

"Don't strain yourself."

"Guys, how about we use the door?"

"[sees pictures of Bobbie and Bob] It's spotless. No signs of a struggle."

"So you're saying the werewolf cleaned the dishes?"

"Welcome to the scene of the crime."

"[during a plane crash] Since it appears this is the end, I feel it's only right to confess. I'm not really German, I am Swiss!"

"The Boog I know is gonna build his panic room. [Boog turns his back on Giselle] See ya, Giselle."

"Let's take a short intermission."