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"Nathan Huffner: Susan's husband"
"Larry Buckman: Frank & Marilyn's second son (4th child)"
"Julie Lampkin: Helen's daughter (1st child)"
"Tod Higgins Sr.: Julie's husband"
"Garry Lampkin: Helen's son (2nd child)"
"Kevin Buckman: Gil & Karen's first son (1st child)"
"Taylor Buckman: Gil & Karen's first daughter (2nd child)"
"Cool Buckman: Larry's son"
"Patty Huffner: Susan & Nathan's daughter"
"Justin Buckman: Gil & Karen's second son (3rd child)"
"Laverne Buckman: Gil & Karen's second daughter (4th child)"
"Shirley Lampkin-Bowman: Helen & George's daughter"
"Tod Higgins Jr: Julie & Tod's son – after named his father Tod Higgins"
"Dianne Wiest - Helen Buckman-Lampkin"
"Jason Robards - Frank Buckman"
"Rick Moranis - Nathan Huffner"
"Tom Hulce - Larry Buckman"
"Martha Plimpton - Julie Lampkin"
"Keanu Reeves - Tod Higgins"
"Harley Kozak - Susan Buckman-Huffner"
"Dennis Dugan - Dave Brodsky"
"Leaf Phoenix - Garry Lampkin"
"Helen Shaw - Grandma"
"Frank Buckman"
"Marilyn Buckman: Frank's wife"
"Helen Buckman-Lampkin: Frank & Marilyn's first daughter (1st child)"
"[to Nathan] Keep Patty away from Larry. He'll suck the intelligence right out of her."
"Gil Buckman: Frank & Marilyn's first son (2nd child)"
"Karen Buckman: Gil's wife"
"Susan Buckman: Frank & Marilyn's second daughter (3rd child)"
"George Bowman: Helen's 2nd husband"
"They call me Cowboy Gil, as in guil-ty. I saw Cowboy Dan. I didn't like the look on his face. It was like this...[smiles goofily] ... so I killed him. I blew a hole in him this big. Actually it was about this big. You know, when I think about it, that hole was about THIS BIG! And his guts were spilled out all over the floor. As I was walkin' away, I slip around on his guts. A couple of other people came by and started slippin' on his guts too. After I blow a hole in somebody and slip around on their guts... afterwards, I always like to make balloon animals. That's mighty courteous of you. Here we go! [starts twisting balloons and then when he finishes, he holds up jumbled bunch of twisted balloons] Your lower intestines."
"My whole life is have to..."
"That is one messed-up little dude."
"You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."
"Nathan, we're trying so hard to keep these kids off of drugs."
"Open this door! Goddamnit to hell! I was just like a little respect! Not alot, just a little! Do you know why I'm having sex with machinery? Because your father went to have a party and I stayed to raise two kids, and I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!!!!"
"[Helen is trying to talk with Garry about his sex tapes] l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking."
"No, no, no, no. I'm too young to be a grandmother. Grandmothers are old. They bake, and they sew, and they tell you stories about the Depression. I was at Woodstock, for Christ's sake! I peed in a field! I hung on to The Who's helicopter as it flew away!"
"I give them six months. Three, if she cooks."
"[on parenting] It's like your Aunt Edna's ass. It goes on forever and it's just as frightening."
"Steve Martin - Gil Buckman"
"Mary Steenburgen - Karen Buckman"