Ol' Dirty Bastard

"Ladies don't love shit. Ladies just act like they love. You understand what I'm sayin'? It's an act when it comes to Ol Dirty Bastard. They ACT like they love Ol Dirty - ladies don't love Ol Dirty Bastard because … Ol Dirty Bastard is busy lovin' them. They might like Ol Dirty Bastard, know what I'm sayin? They might listen to his music or something, but really they don't pay no mind. They pay nothing no mind, nothing is paid a mind to, really, on this earth. It's just living, and dying. The world is a big ball of fire and it's just burning with no feeling."

"I'm into all assholes. I like it because it's tinier than a pussyhole. It's so tiny, it's tinier than a clitoris. When i get the feeling of licking a york peppermint patty, it's a sensation."

"Everyday, like probably three times a day, I'd jerk my dick off so much that the prisoners would say yo Ol' Dirty chill the fuck out. Every girl I saw on T.V., her ass looked funny to me, and i just kept jerkin my dick off, every fucking day and night."

"Yeah nigga, fart that shit. [referring to a vulgar method of lighting marijuana]"

"Do I let my children listen to my music?' Of course I do. Shoot, the worst curse is a lie."

"When it comes to children, Wu-Tang is for the children."

"First things first man you're fucking with the worst I'll be sticking pins in your head like a fucking nurse I'll attack any nigga who's slack in his mack Come fully packed with a fat rugged stackWhile you sleep I be the God on point, with Scottie Pippen As I, jump on stage, flip rip a show Strip and rip a hoe, wayyy like Bo Jackson while I'm still taxin maxin Relaxin sittin back sellin good tracks and Again and again when I rock the jam"

"You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth *coughing* Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit Know damn well!"

"What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osiris of this shit!""

"Oh baby I dedicate this to all the pretty girls All the pretty girls Its on [echo] All the pretty girls, in the world And the ugly girls too Cause to me your pretty anyways babyI don't have no trouble with you fucking me But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me"

"I'm immune to all viruses I get the cocaine it cleans out my sinuses Kill all the government microchips in my body I'm the paranoid nigga at your party I kill all my enemies at birth! Shut the fuck up! Bitch and let my slide my hands up your skirt"

"Run-uhhn-uuhhn-uhhn, nominated at awards Back in the days drivin' an Accord"

"Keep it nappy or braided up Dirty in the cockpit, blazin' up (FIRE!)"