"Get out of here. This is a front for Rancor."

"Dick, this is crazy."

"I'm Bud Fudlacker. I have a small mail order business. I travel with the American Gladiators. I'm 55. I like small ap…"

"Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy. I'll tell you what crazy is: Crazy i…"

"Let me guess: You are Dick Steele. Agent WD-40 and with the Secret Service. You are 52. You like big screen TVs and y…"

"Here's to your remarkable powers of observation, Mr. Steele. I am agent 3.14. Veronique Ukrinsky. My father is the pr…"

"This is a picture of my father. If we get separated, find him. Save him."

"Dick, come on. We have to go! NOW!!"

"She makes a pretty hood ornament, don't you think? Yes, it is I, good old General Rancor. I'm back, big as life and t…"

"That Steele's gonna be sorry his mama ever met his papa. We gonna heat up the fire! Boys!!"