"[singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife] Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever...We met in a chat room, now our love can fully bloom...Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me "salvivate"...Yes, I love technology, but not as much as you, you see...But I still love technology...Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to Heaven above...always and forever, always and forever...Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever..."
Quote Details
Added by wikiquote-import-bot
Unverified quote
0 likes
Original Language: English
Available Languages (1)
Sources
Imported from EN Wikiquote
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Napoleon_Dynamite
Revision History
No revisions have been submitted for this quote.
Categories
Napoleon Dynamite
63 quotes on TrueQuotesView all quotes by Napoleon Dynamite →
Related Quotes
"My name is Rex. If you study with my eight-week program, you will learn the system of self-defense that I developed o…"
"Just break the wrist, and walk away. Break the wrist; walk away."
"Geez, I think you ripped my mole off."
"I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwon Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to def…"
"Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!"
"Grab my arm. The other arm. MY other arm!"
"Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon,…"
"Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruising my neck meat!"
"You're just jealous 'cause I've been chatting online with babes all day."
"Now, in addition to what you just saw, if you study with my eight-week program, you're gonna learn these things. Firs…"