"I'm going to deal with Starkweather personally, thank him for my second chance. You're my backup if I don't make it. …"

"Just shut up and stick with me if you want to stay alive."

"Where were your family when you were facing your final moments in the chamber anyway? You've left your old life, your…"

"Not man enough to cut it in Carcer, huh? Well, I'll show that bitch."

"Fly while you can, little angel! I'm gonna cut your wings!"

"Fug gonna fug you up!"

"This is a DISASTEEEER!"

"I smell tacos."

"Do I really look that fat?"

"Hey, it's one of those bell-ringy-thingies!"