"Those are dead people laughing. You know that? Those people are dead!"

"I'm sick of this shit, Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got, I swear to God. Fuck you!…"

"Do you want to move in with me?"

"Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!"

"You almost sat in some cottage cheese. Oh pardon me, that's your ass."

"OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!"

"If you guys ever go to Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!"

"So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?"

"FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GOIN!"

"I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs."