"[notices that Watts has feelings for Keith after she walks off] Remember how I said I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons than alone for the right ones? I'd rather be right. [removes earrings] It's gonna feel good to stand on my own. Here. [gives earrings to Keith] In your heart you wanted to give these to somebody else. Go. Go on. [Keith kisses a smiling Amanda on the cheeks before going]"

"Chynna Phillips - Mia"

"Craig Sheffer - Hardy Jenns"

"Eric Stoltz - Keith Nelson"

"Elias Koateas - Duncan"

"John Ashton - Cliff Nelson"

"Jane Elliot - Carol Nelson"

"Pamela Anderson - Party Guest"

"Maddie Corman - Laura Nelson"

"Glenn Close - Cruella de Vil"

"Jeff Daniels - Roger Dearly"

"Tim McInnerny - Alonzo"

"Hugh Laurie - Jasper"

"John Shrapnel - Skinner"

"Joely Richardson - Anita Campbell-Green Dearly"

"Mark Williams - Horace"

"Hugh Fraser - Frederick"

"Joan Plowright - Nanny"

"Dermot Mulroney - Nestor Pyle"

"Kieran Mulroney - Gil Kinney"

"John M. Jackson - Bud Dodge"

"Jennifer Connelly - Josie McClellan"

"Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge"

"William Forsythe - the Store Custodian"

"John Candy (uncredited) - the manager of the Target store"

"Any little fraulein who expects anything more from me than a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of danger, and a great set of pectorals, she's looking for a fall right on her ass."

"Jenny O'Hara - Dotty Dodge"

"[to himself] She's so beautiful. And I'm the town liar."

"Noble Willingham - Roger Roy McClellan"

"Maximum comedy at minimum wage!"

"He took the job that no one wanted...and got the girl that everyone did."

"Dan Aykroyd as Roman Craig"

"John Candy as Chester "Chet" Ripley"

"You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes!"

"Chet is going to shit a solid gold brick when he sees us."

"Lucy Deakins as Cammie"

"Hillary Gordon as Cara Craig"

"Rebecca Gordon as Mara Craig"

"Robert Prosky as Wally"

"Annette Bening as Kate Craig"

"Chris Young as Buck Ripley"

"Pontoon boat? What are you going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?"