"America's Joy-Friends are back again in the grandest entertainment gallop of 1937! More howls, more girls, more song hits than "A Night At The Opera"! Oh boy!"

"I'm going to someone who understands me, I'm going to Dr. Hackenbush!…Why, I didn't know there was a thing the matter with me until I met him."

"Robert Middlemass — Sheriff"

"as the barrier goes up on the Whopper of all Musical Fun Shows!"

"Margaret Dumont — Emily Upjohn"

"Esther Muir — Flo"

"Chico Marx — Tony"

"I dunno, but she wants a Hackenapuss, she gonna get a Hackenapuss."

"[giving a pill to a horse] Take one of those every half mile and call me if there's any change."

"Will you have the bellhop hop up with some hop scotch?"

"[after examining Stuffy] Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!"

"The Year's BIG Laugh, Music and Girl Show!"

"Allan Jones — Gil Stewart"

"[to Stuffy] Don't drink that poison! That's four dollars an ounce."

"[the racetrack trumpet sounds] So it's WAR! I'm off to the battlefield!"

"Three Great Laff Stars ! . . . more gags and gals . . . more songs and dances !"

"Harpo Marx — Stuffy"

"Maureen O'Sullivan — Judy Standish"

"Eddie Jones - Samuel D. Riddle"

"Gary L. Stevens - George Woolf"

"David McCullough - Narrator"

"Chris Cooper - Tom Smith"

"The true story of a long shot who became a legend."

"William H. Macy - Tick Tock McGlaughlin"

"Everybody loses a couple, and you either pack up and go home or keep fighting."

"[joking to crowd gathered at a whistle-stop] Our horse is too small. Our jockey's too big. Our trainer's too old. And I'm too dumb to know the difference."

"The first time he saw Seabiscuit, the colt was walking through the fog at five in the morning. Smith would say later that the horse looked right through him, as if to say, "What the hell are you looking at? Who do you think you are?" He was a small horse, barely fifteen hands. He was hurting, too. There was a limp in his walk, a wheezing when he breathed. Smith didn't pay attention to that, he was looking the horse in the eye."

"Every horse is good for somethin'."

"A long shot becomes a legend."

"The hopes of a nation rode on a long shot."

"Tobey Maguire - John "Red" Pollard"

"Jeff Bridges - Charles S. Howard"

"You know, everyone thinks we got this broken down horse and fixed him, but we didn't. He fixed us. Every one of us. And I guess in a way, we fixed each other, too."

"You don't throw a whole life away just 'cause he's banged up a little bit."

"For the first time in a long time someone cared. For the first time in a long time you are not Alone."

"Elizabeth Banks - Marcela Zabala Howard"

"Oh, you're funny. But there's only room for one wise guy on this farm. And by the way, you should know that Goose is a name that strikes fear into anyone on the East Coast."

"Okay, adjust for the wind. Nice level flight. Come on, Goose, use the Force."

"You always have something in your teeth, Ruffshodd."

"Proof? You want proof, huh? You see, Rusty the rotating rooster up there? Huh? Huh? He's about to get Goosed."

"Watch it, stumpy. I'd cut you off at the knees, but it looks like somebody's beat me to it."

"If you build it, they will come."

"You know what I used to tell all my racers? "Don't look back, leave it all on the track.""

"Hey, be careful, pony boy, or someday somebody's gonna wake up with your head in their bed."