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April 10, 2026
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"Off-screen voice: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!"
"John Farley as Other Mob."
"Charlie Stewart as The Evidence Room Kid #1."
"He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal."
"Rob Schneider as Marvin Mange."
"Norm Macdonald as Mob Member."
"Miles: If you don't wanna be my friend anymore because I'm black, you just let me know."
"Philip Daniel Bolden as The Evidence Room Kid #2."
"Michael Caton as Dr. Wilder."
"Colleen Haskell as Rianna "Hummingbird" Holmes."
"Mob Member: I don't want to be part of a mob to kill a black dude!"
"The producing team of Big Daddy has delivered another winner!"
"Guy Torry as Miles."
"Louis Lombardi as Fatty."
"Sebastian Jude as Lost Boy."
"Ron Rogge as Patrolman Jaworski."
"Freeze Puke. Put down that VCR. Put it down. Oh you bought it did you?... Oh you have a receipt do you?... My mistake... I'm new on the force."
"Townie: You can do it! Cut his freaking balls off!"
"Adam Sandler as Townie."
"Now that's some good badger milk."
"Ed Asner as Chief Wilson."
"John C. McGinley as Sgt. Doug Sisk."
"Chief Wilson: Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord."
"Gay flight attendant: [noticing Marvin sniffing a drug suspect's butt] I hope he's on our flight."
"Everyone's Book Is Now Everyone's Motion Picture."
"I am a perfect expression of freedom, here and now."
"It's a lifestyle. It's the beauty of love, the joy of freedom. It's the best-selling book. It's Neil Diamond. It's a motion picture."
"Does my life end here? I can't believe that. I wasn't born to drown in this ocean. I can die here, or I can force myself to fly. It's in me. It's... in me! I've got to try. I've got to get back home."
"A film that will lift your spirits and make your heart soar."
"At last I can stop thinking for once in my life. Just stop thinking and fly towards the lights in the dark."
"You have the freedom to be yourself, your true self, here and now - and nothing can stand in your way!"
"To fly as fast as thought to anywhere that is now - you begin by knowing that you have already arrived..."
"[after Jonathan revives Fletcher] I TELL YOU HE IS THE DEVIL!! HE CAN DESTROY US ALL!!! HE CAN DESTROY THE FLOCK!!!! KILL HIM!!"
"I only wish to share what I've learned - the very simple fact that it is right for a gull to fly!"
"Listen, everybody! There's no limit to how high we can fly! We can dive for fish and never have to live on garbage again!"
"Perfect speed isn't moving fast at all; perfect speed is being there."
"[banishing Jonathan from the flock] Jonathan Seagull, the brotherhood is broken. Never again will you see any of your flock. Never again will you have the protection of your flock. You are henceforth and forever outcast!"
"Dick Van Dyke as Mr. Martin"
"Alice Drummond as Mrs. Martin"
"Patrice O'Neal as Gus"
"Jim Norton as Hank"
"Wallace Shawn as Dr. Christian Burr"
"Rob Riggle as Riggs (uncredited)"
"Samantha Bee as Principal Baker"
"Ricky Garcia as Frank"
"Gerry Bednob as Mr. Gupta"
"Angela Kinsey as Felder, Neil’s assistant"
"Ken Jeong as Neil Lyman, Dan’s evil boss"
"Toby Huss as Wilson"
"Brooke Shields as Tammy Sanders, Dan’s wife"