"[telling Angus a tale about the water horse] Aye, it was my Uncle Lachlan who first told me about them. Many years ago, there was a lost traveler, and he's weeping bitter tears, because he cannot find his way home. H-He'd given up hope. Then suddenly, who should appear at the bank of the loch to this traveler but a sea spirit. A water horse. Now, the traveler, no fool is he, knows that the water horse is a creature of magic, one that could grow 10 feet tall overnight. So the traveler, he feeds the water horse, strokes it, flatters it with compliments, and finally, the traveler says: "Incidentally, water horse, my dear friend, I'm wondering, if you've no other pressing engagements, could I trouble you to carry me across the loch on your back? Show me the way home?""

"Angus, come quickly. I've something funny to show you."

"Emily Watson as Anne MacMorrow"

"I never swear, Angus MacMorrow. I'll never speak a word."

"Wait now, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye."

"It was getting too loud. Somebody would've heard."

"Errol Shand as Lt. Wormsley"

"David Morrissey as Captain Thomas Hamilton"

"Gracie: Hush your wheesht, you daft dog!"

"Sgt. Wallace Strunk: [dancing with Gracie to jazz music in the kitchen] You're a fine woman, Gracie."

"Well, it looks like a... Like a bloody water horse."

"Mrs. MacMorrow hired me to help her in the lodge. So this will be my workshop now. And I don't want you coming in and out of it, you understand?"

"Joel Tobeck as Sgt. Walker"

"Marshall Napier as Sgt. Strunk"

"Bruce Allpress as Jock McGowan"

"Ian Harcourt as Jimmy McGarry"

"William Johnson as Clyde"

"Geraldine Brophy as Gracie"

"Craig Hall as Charles MacMorrow"

"Priyanka Xi as Kirstie MacMorrow"

"Angus was just like every other wee boy. He wanted his daddy home again, but he also had another problem."

"We're a tiny village in the wilds of Scotland, but 20 men we lost."

"[revealing himself to the tourists] Angus MacMorrow is the name."

"Jimmy McGarry: No, it's a monster. A creature with horns, a devil!"

"The boy needs discipline, Anne."

"All the radios are down! We have to get to the net!"

"[after a botched demonstration] Angus, this is not the place for us. Can someone drive us home, please?"

"[feeding Crusoe a can of sardines] Here you are. Look what I've got. Don't be greedy now."

"Do you know why I take two pairs of trousers onto the golf course, Mrs. MacMorrow? In case I get a hole in one."

"The submarine net will be down to permit passage by routine marine traffic and to let their subs in. And then we will raise the net... and we will destroy them."

"DID I OR DID I NOT TELL YOU TO WAIT OVER THERE?!?!"

"Kirstie, Angus, run along. We don't want to distract our guests from their duties."

"That's a good boy. I'm sorry for grabbing."

"Faster, Crusoe! We have to get to the net!"

"A sea monster? Are you telling me this has all been about a sea monster?! What is going on here?! Has anyone gone mad?! A sea monster?! There is no monster. [turns to Captain Hamilton] There's just you with your bloody gun! [turns to Lewis] And you, filling his head with tales of sea creatures and magic? There's no monster, and there's no magic."

"[looking for Crusoe] Where are you? Where have you gone? Crusoe, where the devil are you?"

"I wish I could swim like you. I wish I wasn't so afraid."

"Jings, Crusoe. You're as big as a prize pig. How did you grow so fast?"

"Anjelica Huston - Eva Ernst / The Grand High Witch"

"[after being turned into a mouse, to Mrs. Jenkins] You always wanted me to lose weight. Well, look at me now."

"Mai Zetterling - Helga Eveshim"

"When your father was a boy like you, and living with me here in Norway, I told him about witches too, so that he would always be aware. Now, the most important thing you should know about real witches is this - now listen very carefully! Real witches dress in ordinary clothes, and look very much like ordinary women. They live in ordinary houses, and they work in ordinary jobs."

"[after zapping a witch into a pile of ashes] I hope nobody else is going to make me cross today."

"Jasen Fisher - Luke Eveshim,"

"Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Stringer"

"Rosamund Greenwood - Janice"

"Nora Connolly - Beatrice"

"Angelique Rockas - Henrietta"