"Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah. I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo. But somehow they just don't end up as mine... It's a death-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances. I've died for a living in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies, Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car, 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star."

"Markie Post - Terri Shannon / Michaels (1982–1985)"

"Jo Ann Pflug - Samantha "Big Jack" Jack (1981–1982)"

"Heather Thomas - Jody Banks"

"Douglas Barr - Howie "Kid" Munson"

"Lee Majors - Colt Seavers"

"Chuck Wagner — Automan / Otto J. Mann"

"Heather McNair — Roxanne Caldwell"

"Gerald S. O'Loughlin — Police Captain E. G. Boyd"

"Robert Lansing — Lieutenant Jack Curtis"

"Desi Arnaz, Jr. — Walter Nebicher"

"Bruce Boxleitner - Lee Stetson"

"Sam Melville - Joe King"

"Paul Stout - Philip King"

"Greg Morton - Jamie King"

"Martha Smith - Francine Desmond"

"Mel Stewart - Billy Melrose"

"Beverly Garland - Dotty"

"Kate Jackson - Mrs. Amanda King"

"Barry Livingston - Dr. Bob Rickett"

"Neil Patrick Harris - Dr. Douglas "Doogie" Howser."

"Max Casella - Vincent "Vinnie" Salvatore Delpino"

"James B. Sikking - Dr. David Howser"

"Belinda Montgomery - Katherine Howser"

"Lisa Dean Ryan - Wanda Plenn"

"Lucy Boryer - Janine Stewart"

"Lawrence Pressman - Dr. Benjamin Canfield"

"Mitchell Anderson - Dr. Jack McGuire"

"Kathryn Layng - Mary Margaret "Curly" Spaulding"

"Markus Redmond - Raymond Alexander"

"Rif Hutton - Dr. Ron Welch"

"Robyn Lively - Michele Faber"

"Enos: Yes, sir, "Hound Dog"."

"Possum on a gum bush!"

"Rosco: It's not "Hound Dog", you dipstick. It's "Top Dog"!"

"Enos, this is your commanding officer speaking."

"That's a big ten-four, little fat buddy. I'm a commin', I'm a comin'!"

"Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? He said, 'Was that you coffin?'"

"I'm in hot pursuit!"

"Don't you threaten me."

"Kew, Kew, I love it, I love it!"

"You dipstick!"

"[When someone else is talking on the phone] Say hello from Rosco."

"This is Sheriff RosCO... P. Coltrane here."

"I'm gonna cuff ya and stuff ya."

"Breaker 1, Breaker 1. I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Craaaazy Cooter comin' atcha, any y'all Dukes out there on the Hazzard net, come on?"

"[In one episode when talking to Boss] That Hughie Hogg is so crooked he makes you look straight."

"J.D. HOGG!"

"Shepherd to lost Sheep, Shepherd to lost Sheep."

"That J. D. Hogg is more crooked than a dog's hind leg."