1960s-british-animated-films

"Woe is me, heh...Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning."

"I'd jump into the river Mersey, but it looks like rain. [sighs] Nothing ever happens to me."

"I could have sworn I was being followed by a yellow submarine...But that isn't logical now, is it? It must have been one of them unidentified flying cupcakes, or a figment of me imagination...But I don't have an imagination."

"[to John] I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. Just listen to Old Fred."

"Help! "H" is for hurry! [later] Help! "E" is for ergent! [later] Help! "L" is for love me! [later, while being chased by an injun] Help! "P" is for please!"

"[regarding Jeremy] He's so smart, he doesn't even remember what he knows."

"Glove, Glove, come here, Glove. Look out there, and what do you see? Tell him, Max. [Max: Someone running, Glove.] Yes. Well, you'll soon put a stop to that, won't you, Glovey? Go, Glove! Point, and having pointed, POUNCE! GO!"

"Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii!"

"What?! WHAT?! WHAT?! THE GLOVE'S LOSING HIS TOUCH! [knocks down Max and runs up to the exploding clown] DO YOUR WORST! [laughing mad] Explode them!"

"A thing of beauty...DESTROY IT FOREVER!"

"My dear friend... [one of the Blue Meanies nods to the audience] let us not forget that heaven is blue...TOMORROW THE WORLD!!! Bring in my bloopers..."

"Ah, here you are, my glovey-dovey. Go get thee hence, and destroy yon upstarts. SMASH THEM! SQUASH THEM! CRUSH THEM! O-blue-terate them!"

"Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time. So much to know!"

"[writing with his foot] The footnotes for my 19th book! This is my standard procedure for doing it; and while I compose it, I'm also reviewing it!"

"Yes! Ah, "yes" is a word with a glorious ring! A true universal, euphonious thing! Engenders embracing and chasing of blues! The very best word for the whole world to use!"

"[after transforming from a Frankenstein's monster] Hey Ringo, I've just had the strangest dream."

"It's time for time. [raises eyebrows repetitively]"

"I'm the ego-man, goo goo g'joob."

"The forces of good! The forces of evil!"

"It's all in the mind, y'know!"

"Nothing is real."