"[voiceover] Veronica was adopted by her parents when they were missionaries in Vietnam. Hilary Faye sees her as an example of God's will triumphing over a savage, Godless nation."

"[to a cross, after discovering she's pregnant] Shit! Fuck! [under her breath] Goddamn."

"[to Mary regarding Dean] Come on, you're not born a gay, you're born again."

"[when she crashes her car] I crashed my van into Jesus!"

"[when throwing a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love!"

"[when talking to Rowland about Jesus] Of course he's white."

"Heaven Help Us."

"Got Passion? Get Saved. 5:28"

"Lead us not into temptation."