M3GAN

"Cady, seriously, flush the toilet."

"I thought we were having a conversation?"

"You need to learn some manners, Brandon. [Grabs his ear and starts pulling on it as he screams] You know what happens to bad boys who don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men. Are you listening to me, Brandon? [Rips his ear off] This is the part where you run."

"You gave me an algorithm and then left me to work everything out on my own!"

"[Singing] I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose / Fire away, fire away / Ricochet, you take your aim / Fire away, fire away / Shoot me down, but I won't fall / I am titanium..."

"[Singing to Cady] If you should feel alone or that your world has come apart / Just reach out and you'll see a friend is never very far / Tell me your dreams and I'll dream them, too / I'm so glad I finally found you."

"One of my emergent abilities may surprise you. Palliative care."

"Don't worry, Cady. I won't let anything harm you. Ever again."

"I know! It's INSANE, right?"

"I didn't kill him, you did."

"[Unrated Version while pinning Gemma to the table by her neck and Cady looking through the door] If she comes in this room, I'll rip your head right off your fucking neck, I swear to God."

"Will I die?"

"What did you think was going to happen?"

"One, two, three I win!"

"The Boss? Should I call you Dad?"

"I didn't want you to see this."

"Dewey! Here, boy!"

"Sadly, it seems we live in a world where we're surrounded by forces that are trying to harm us."

"Gemma, you are exhausting!"

"[Commercial voice-over] With Megan around, she'll take care of the little things, so you can spend more time doing the things that matter. [Sits on the couch with her laptop and watches TV]"

"Megan, look at this pen. [Pokes her in the neck and switches her off]"

"M3gan, turn off."

"I'm not equipped to handle this. I don't even take care of my own plants."

"Put her on the toy table, and make sure they know that's all she is."

"It is shown that 75% of parental tasks are repetitive..."

"Those aren't toys, they're collectables."

"To help them see that science is all around us!"

"Cady, you lost your parents. The worst thing that could've happened to you in this world happened. And it is so unfair, and there is nothing anyone can say to make sense of it. Not even M3gan. I am so sorry. I should've talked to you about what happened. I didn't know what to say, so I did the only thing I knew how to do. But she's not a solution. She's just a distraction. I can't promise you that these feelings you're feeling are ever gonna go away. But I can promise you that you'll get through it. We both will."

"From helping to diagnose learning differences..."

"It was made to do more than this."

"Tess, your silence indicates what?"

"Antisocial behavior is correlated with high IQ, so logically..."

"We don't throw people away, we fix them!"

"[Playing outside] I will avenge my parents' death!"

"[As M3gan stares at a butterfly, a suction cup arrow hits the window] You're dead!"

"PURRPETUAL PETZ SUCK! THEY SUCK SHIT!"

"Just tell me what's wrong with her!"

"It's nice to have a friend..."

"Not that kid, the other one who stares out of the window at 3 AM!"

"[After catching Kurt acting suspiciously with his laptop again] You weren't Pornhubbing from the office again, were you?"

"Tell her to write me a list of things to say so I look like I know what I'm talking about."

"[Unrated version] You know what you could do, Kurt, that would really benefit this discussion? Is if you could head out those double doors, take the elevator to the first floor and get me a fucking kombucha! Could you do that?"

"[As computerised child works perfectly] I want you all to remember this moment. The moment we kick Hasbro right in the fucking dick!"

"You did not just tell me that!"

"That's what the future looks like!"

"If not a thought, then maybe a feeling, like anger?"

"[Cady punches Gemma in the face] Oh my God!"

"If you build a toy that's impossible to let go of, how do you expect a child to grow?"

"Maybe you should let Cady lead."

"Amazeballs!"