Hamsters

"The general rule among hamsters appears to be bite first and ask questions afterward."

"Hamsters have a reputation for biting, which we feel is a defamation of character."

"The purpose of the current chapter is to summarize some of the information I have obtained on the capture and domestication history of the Syrian hamster, and perhaps to provide you with a new perspective and that will you give you something to muse on during seemingly endless hours of weighing hamsters adrenals, slicing hamster brains, or counting hamster ejaculations."