Twin Town

"Adie, driving cars that don't belong to them, at 90 miles an hour, on the wrong side of the road, is just starting to take the fucking piss!"

"Here's 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!"

"I built this club up from nothing, and I fucking loves it!"

"This glue is for sticking my submarines, not for sticking up your fucking noses! Don't think I don't notice, cos I do. Buy your own fucking glue!"

"You're an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin' wrong, don't ya, Greyo?"

"Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If That's Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Can't Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?"

"An extreme comedy."

"Welcome to ugly lovely town"

"Llŷr Ifans (cred. Llyr Evans) - Julian Lewis"

"Rhys Ifans - Jeremy Lewis"

"Huw Ceredig - Fatty Lewis"

"Rachel Scorgie - Adie Lewis"

"Di Botche - Jean Lewis"

"Dougray Scott - Terry Walsh"

"Dorien Thomas - Greyo"

"William Thomas - Bryn Cartwright"

"Jenny Evans - Bonny Cartwright"

"Sue Roderick - Lucy Cartwright"

"Brian Hibbard - Dai Rhys"

"Morgan Hopkins - Chip Roberts"

"Buddug Williams - Mrs. Mort"

"Ronnie Williams - Mr. Mort"