"“The National Hot Air Museum is just down the road a piece,” he added. “Better known by its branch names: the Capitol…"

"Life goes on, yes, and our capacity for self-deception accompanies it."

"Tip: utopian and floral town names are inversely proportional to their hellholishness."

"You had to be a virgin to touch a unicorn... A flush crept up my neck. Okay, so I’d touched her. Being a virgin had s…"

"Change implies cause, and cause implies source. Things don’t just happen."

"“‘Different laws of physics,’” said Ariel, “and ‘supernatural’ seem synonymous to me.”"

"A difference which makes no difference is no difference."

"“But we’ve got to be quiet. Understand?” “I know how to be quiet. Even girls can do it, under pressure.”"

"Innocence is in many ways ignorance."

"Nothing’s worth living for if there aren’t things you think are worth dying for."