"I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man, I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man surrounded by strangers in a stran…"

"[Taps a light to fix it] State of the art."

"Look Ozzy, who's nervous now ok? I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework and I can do this little job b…"

"[The syringe containing the miniaturized pod is being shaken around in Ozzy's pocket] Ozzy? Am I being punished?"

"This guy is definitely not firing on all eight cylinders, Jack."

"The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us."

"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man who can kick-back and party!"

"I'M POSSESSED!"

"Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling all right?"

"[slaps himself] How does that feel? Feels good! Now do it again! (slaps himself) The Tuck Pendleton Machine - zero de…"