"We are pleased to note that Belgian entrepreneurs have begun to follow the trail blazed by other European investors i…"

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant…"

"Rory: "Lorelai Gilmore". Nope, doesn't sound model-y enough. You need something that stands out more. How about "Waff…"

"Ray: I do know a Belgium joke! Okay, what's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse and they only invented the…"

"Belgium" is the rudest word in the universe, which is "completely banned in all parts of the Galaxy, except in one pa…"

"They're the Canada of France."

"He said when he left that he wanted to repair the relationship, and that is very crucial. We need their help in Iraq.…"

"The years of slavery are past, The Belgian rejoices once more; Courage restores to him at last, The rights he held of…"

"'If in Belgium they continue to eat chocolate, enjoy life and parade as great liberals and democrats while not taking…"

"Brutally attacked by Germany which had entered into the most solemn engagements with her, Belgium will defend herself…"