"[gives a speech to a school] Hello. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk to you today. My name is Mark Schultz. I wanna talk about America, and I wanna tell you why I wrestle. [holds up his Olympic gold metal to the kids] This is an Olympic gold metal. I won this three years ago at the 23rd Olympic games in Los Angeles, California. This is more than just some piece of metal. It's about what the metal represents. The virtues it requires to attain it."

"Brock Lesnar - Wrestler"

"Jazz Securo - MMA Announcer"

"David "Doc" Bennett - Documentary Director"

"Lee Perkins - Corporal Daly"

"Daniel Hilt - Robert Garcia"

"Jane Mowder - Rosie"

"Judah Friedlander - Scott Brumberg"

"I just want to tell you, I'm the one who was supposed to take care of everything. I'm the one who was supposed to make everything okay for everybody. It just didn't work out like that. And I left. I left you. You never did anything wrong. I used to try to forget about you. I used to try to pretend that you didn't exist, but I can't. You're my girl. You're my little girl. And now, I'm an old broken down piece of meat... and I'm alone. And I deserve to be all alone. I just don't want you to hate me."

"The only place I get hurt is out there. [points away from the ring] The world don't give a shit about me."

"I just wanna say to you all tonight, I'm very grateful to be here. A lot of people told me that I'd never wrestle again. And that's all I do. You know, if you live hard and you play hard, and you burn the candle at both ends, you pay the price for it. You know, in this life you can lose everything that you love, everything that loves you. Now, I don't hear as good as I used to, and I forget stuff, and I ain't as pretty as I used to be. But god-damn it, I'm still standing here and I'm The Ram. [applause] As time goes by, as time goes by, they say: 'He's washed up. He's finished. He's a loser. He's all through.' But you know what? The only ones who are gonna tell me when I'm through doing my thing is you people here! [applause] You people here, you people here are the ones who are worth bringing it for, because you're my family. I love all of you. Thank you so much."

"[describing the deli counter] It's an endless parade of horny housewives begging for your man meat."

"Mickey Rourke - Robin Ramzinski/Randy "The Ram" Robinson"

"Marisa Tomei - Pam/Cassidy"

"Evan Rachel Wood - Stephanie"

"Todd Barry - Wayne"

"Mark Margolis - Lenny"

"Ernest Miller - Bob/"The Ayatollah""

"Ron Killings - Ron "The Truth" Killings"

"Dylan Summers - Necro Butcher"

"My name's Louden, Louden Swain. Last week I turned 18. I wasn't ready for it. I haven't done anything yet. So I made this deal with myself. This is the year I make my mark."

"Madonna - Club singer"

"James Gammon - Mr. Kuchera"

"Roberts Blossom - Harry Swain"

"Forest Whitaker - Jean-Pierre "Balldozer" Baldosier"

"Raphael Sbarge - Kenny Schmoozler"

"R.H. Thomson - Kevin"

"Frank Jasper - Brian Shute"