"As much as I had those old urges of mine, I kept them to myself for the moment. I figured I'd play along with his little game. After all, I could always kill him later."

"Your wife, she didn't die easy. You should know, she begged for you as I killed her."

"He said he ran some kind of crazy contest. If I won his game, he promised to show me how to bring an end to the curse. No more...headaches."

"The contest was over, so I went and saw Calypso. I asked him to make good on his promise. To bring an end to all the pain. To take away my curse."

"I killed Calypso about as well as I ever killed anyone."

"All my greatest achievements flashed before my eyes. The scale of what I'd done, the sheer volume of people I killed...It was breathtaking. But like all good things, it had to end sometime."

"It took me less than a minute to kill three police officers...and get my mask back on."

"When they captured me, the only thing I could think was: What a waste. All those people I hadn't killed yet."

"He offered me a vial. He said inside it held the blood of the man who cursed me on the night of my execution. He told me if I drank it, my curse would be over. But he also said if I ever returned to my killing ways, the antidote will wear off and the curse would come back to haunt me."

"Come the night of my execution, there must have been over a thousand people gathered outside to watch me fry. I was upset about that. There should have been more."

"Three months in the nuthouse. It was the longest I'd ever been confined. So a few people have been killed. Wasn't MY fault."

"As I fried, he started screaming out like the freak he was. He asked God to curse me, to burn forever with the flames of Hell."

"But then one day, he showed up. Calypso, he called himself. It was a stupid name. I wanted to kill him there and then, but he made me an offer."

"I was out like the dying heartbeat of a little girl. It was the first time in...forever I hadn't felt the burning...and the dreams...! Boys and girls...those were some wonderful dreams."

"I remember there was this preacher in the observation room. I figured he was just some bible-thumper wanting to save my soul, but as it turned out, the old man had something else in mind."

"I never did used to believe in curses, but it's been three months since that night, and the pain gets worse every day. So let me tell you something, boys and girls; I sure as hell believe in curses now."

"Now that I'm free, I'm going to be the greatest of all time!"

"Shut up and BLEED, you motherfu--"

"Well, maybe it WAS my fault. But I had my own problems to worry about. The old man's curse was beginning to PISS me off."

"I had to decide. It took me all of ten seconds. Let's face it, boys and girls; A man has to have his priorities."

"Neil Flynn - Skidd McMarx, Plumber"

"Kevin Michael Richardson - Chairman Drek, Qwark's Bouncer, Commando"

"Sylvia Aimerito - Darla Gratch"

"Here's a little something from me... to you."

"Hmm... You might have been useful to me after all. Too bad you chose the wrong side."

"Hmm... Better not let Ratchet see this one."

"Now we know where he (Drek) is. Let's get him!"

"Uhhhh. Mayday! MAYDAY! Well, Ratchet, I'd say you passed the test! Hah, hah. Oh boy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. [yells as his ship crashes down to Oltanis]"

"David Kaye - Clank"

"Jim Ward - Captain Qwark"

"Mona Marshall - Helga"

"Chris Hatfield - Big Al"

"Ya'know, Ratchet. I'm doing this for your own good."

"Mikey Kelley - Ratchet"

"Out of my way!"

""My Dolly!" / "My Darling!" - when stalking Fiona."

"Where is you?!"

"Hewie... Wait up, boy!"

"Thanks, Hewie."

""My quest is now complete. I leave the entirety of my legacy in this room. Aureolus Fiona Belli." - upon completing the Secret Room."

"Fiona! Fiona!"

"Daddy...? What's going on? You're not my..."

""NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - while running from Lorenzo."

""Dammit! I have to do something!" - examining locked door while running from Lorenzo."