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April 10, 2026
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"June Shannon (Mama)"
"Jessica Shannon (Chubbette)"
"Mike Thompson (Sugar Bear)"
"Anna Shannon (Chickadee)"
"Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo)"
"Lauryn Shannon (Pumpkin)"
"Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino"
"Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi"
"Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola"
"Angelina Pivarnick"
"Jenni "J-Woww" Farley"
"Deena Nicole Cortese"
"Vinny Guadagnino"
"Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio"
"Ronnie Ortiz-Magro"
"Is there anybody that would like to play with us tonight? ...That sounded all kinds of wrong."
"You're gonna hurt yourself some day, man. He touches things that should not be touched."
"We just inhaled someone's poo smell right out of the fucking tube..."
"You're always in another country, Tango. (Dustin Pari)"
"We got a long time to go, so, uh, I hope we don't get hemorrhoids. ...We sit here for ten hours straight, it's Hemorrhoid City, man."
"(in mock-British accent) Tango, m'boy, fetch me some orange juice, my good friend."
"DUDE, RUN!"
"(In an inn that used to be a brothel) Do we have any blondes in here? How 'bout redheads? We got any redheads?"
"Oh. Yeah, I like it. (About a red feathered boa)"
"No one wants to play with poor old Dave Tango..."
"It's like he's a brother. ...it's almost like he's a wife. (laughs)"
"What the fetch?"
"When in doubt, get the hell out."
"Yeah, a French guy eats bicycles for a living. He said he likes the oily parts best."
"I'm perfectly fine with staying here all night, and making you completely INSANE. Just do something and we'll leave. Something big. None of this little... stupid crap. (Kris Williams)"
"I keep hearing like a small gasp...(elapsed time)...it's you, you stupid cat; your nose whistles! Get out of here!!"
"What the frig?"
"Well I know one thing: Tom loves Jen. (Commenting on graffiti)"
"You wanna play hide and seek? It's a great place to play."
"Do we gotta ask a one-winged fairy directions too, or what?"
"And Grant got viciously attacked by a snare drum."
"I'm a friend, I'm not gonna harm anyone...please don't harm me..."
"I'm not going over there man, it's right next to your butt."
"I learned stuff, that doesn't mean I retained it all."
"You touch weird things man... you touch like, weird, weird things, like weird objects and like things on the wall that you shouldn't be touching..."
"I drop these all the time. They're a tank."
"I found a tiara in one of the rooms in the house, and I thought it'd be kind of funny to have Dave Tango wear it, but the funny part is that he thought it was a head lamp, and he kept wearing it as a head lamp. He even tried to turn it on, but couldn't find the button."
"(To Tango) Who knows with you? You're weird. You're from Jersey. You people do weird things."
"I do have a guest bedroom, but it's being occupied...by my cat."
"(Playing with a giant nutcracker) Hello, fine sir... bring me your women and your finest buffet!"
"I'm not gonna put it in my mouth, I don't want lead poisoning, I don't want the gout or whatever it is you get..."
"Kathleen 'Sweet Pea' Vaughn"
"Chris March"
"Ricky Lizalde"
"Rami Kashou"