The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap

"That wild goose chase of yours is going to lay an egg."

"Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and suffering."

"It's 'Ma (EGG AND I) KETTLE' as the wild and willing widow!"

"Bud Abbott — Duke Egan"

"Lou Costello — Chester Wooley"

"Marjorie Main — Widow Hawkins"

"Audrey Young — Juanita Hawkins"