"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."

"It's not what you know; it's what you can prove."

"You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?"

"[singing] Oh where, oh where has my little Jake gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?"

"Fuck him and everybody who looks like him."

"You know, I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!"

"Shit gets deeper... You get the picture?"

"[Jake leaves with Alonzo's pay-off for the Russian mob] What? Oh, no, you didn't. Wait a minute, no, you didn't! Aye,…"

"Three of a kind beats two pair, you fucking dumb truck."

"The shit's chess, it ain't checkers!"