"Are you tryin' to mug me off in front of my pals?"

"C'mon, jog on!"

"U fucking wanking off"

"We'll get the beers safe and then we'll outflank 'em, yeah?"

"I've never fucking liked you, you little cunt. Do you know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking I should take you outside …"

"You fucking little mug!"

"Once upon a time, I did get fuckin' done in, me and the lads went up to Dundee, and we got turned over by the two psy…"

"What else you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in ya fucking armchair wanking off to Pop Idols? then try and avoid your wi…"

"Kicked half to death, florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions; one of the old soldiers gone forever; Bright gone fo…"

"Don't fuck about, ping him!"