"Dude, you just got patty slapped."

"[as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Hey! Kiss me, granny! Love to get me some of the vintage ass!"

"It's dirty, it's filthy, it's uhh, paradise."

"[after Skip comes and slaps Tony across the face with his burger] Dude, he took my burger."

"Venice, man. Ghetto by the sea."

"John Robinson — Stacy"

"Emile Hirsch — Jay"

"Nikki Reed — Kathy"

"Heath Ledger — Skip"

"Elden Henson — Billy Z"