"… and if you want to hear more of that interview, fly to America and watch TV on Sunday night."

"Moments later he punched her unconscious. [Pause] No, he didn't, don't send us letters"

"Do you have any trouble sleeping at night? [Reply] No, sir. I sleep very well."

"We asked a minister for an interview - you know the rest."

"...makes my TV work look professional."

"Mair: "That'll be the police for you now...""

"I've been waiting to be arrested all day. I'm disappointed!" [Mair replies] "We're all with you on that one."

"...so do wrap up!"

"So those of you listeners who don't want to hear what the weather will be like in six months time... look away now."

"Remember, PM is not here to give financial advice. Your interest in the programme may go down as well as up."