"[writing Johnny Alucard's name backwards] A disciple of Dracula. Oh my God!"

"Do old ideas rest comfortably in an open mind?"

"Jessica, don't go near him! In God's name, don't touch him!"

"My grandfather died fighting a vampire. The most terrible, most dangerous vampire of all time."

"[to Van Helsing] You would play your brains against mine? Against me who has commanded nations?"

"[to Johnny] I have returned to destroy the house of Van Helsing forever, the old through the young. You and your line…"

"Dig the music, kids. Let it flow into you. Give yourself up to it."

"Look, just to show I'm sorry, I got two tickets for the Jazz spectacular at the Albert Hall."

"Past, present or future, never count out the Count!"

"The time: now. The place: Kings Road, Chelsea. The killer: Count Dracula."