"Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!?!"

"[sees Bruce Wayne entering from cubicle] Oh my God, it's him! [to himself] I am a winner. I am a winner. I am a winne…"

"[after knocking out Stickley with a kettle] Caffeine'll KILL YA!"

"I simply love what you've done with the place. Heavy Metal meets House and Garden. [laughs] Beautiful! [Takes one of …"

"The Bat's stubborn refusal to expire...IS DRIVING US INSANE!!"

"[before falling to his death] Yes, of course you're right, Bruce. Emotions are always the enemy of true justice...tha…"

"[After flipping his coin to decide whether to kill someone] Ah, fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses, or in …"

"[After Robin saves him so he can be imprisoned] Oh, good boy. Good boy. The Bat has taught you very well to be noble.…"

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE?!"

"This is your brain on the Box. This is my brain on the Box! DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!"