"I was driving down the interstate through , I had on my mind: sloth and avarice fornication, television, whiskey, bee…"

"Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you."

"All my friends are buried here, and some of them are dead."

"You say your God is the one true God but my one God is the one true God, I don't want to hear about your one God, 'ca…"

"It's hard to find a banjo player up in Heaven — There's some things even Jesus won't forgive."

"Each one of the world’s teachers when they come are misunderstood, and the first thing we do is strike out at them, b…"

"Oh hummingbird Mankind was waiting for you to come flying along Heavenly songbird We were so wrong we've harmed you O…"

"See the curtains hangin' in the window In the evening on a Friday night A little light a-shinin' through the window L…"

"Makes no difference Where you are Day or nighttime You're like a shining star How could I Shine without you When it's…"

"Life So they say Is but a game and they'd let it slip away Love Like the autumn sun Should be dyin' But it's only jus…"