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April 10, 2026
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"I'm going to do to Kletzki what Auschwitz couldn't."
"I'm Hitler's worst nightmare."
"I have a purpose. If you think that it's some kind of blessing it's not. It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through."
"Everything in my life's falling apart but I'm going to figure it out."
"I give you meaning, and he gives you money."
"It's every man for himself where I come from. That's just how I grew up."
"Do you know what continence is, Wally? No? Every time I take a piss, I pull back, I hold my urine in, and I count to ten Mississippi."
"It's an original ball for an original guy. It's the Marty Supreme Ball, not the Marty Normal Ball."
"I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever. I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries. Some of them crossed me, some of them weren't straight. They weren't honest. And those are the ones that are still here. You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too. And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy."
"When you see this woman act you'll feel like you got your cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner."
"Let me ask you something. Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?"
"Timothée Chalamet as Marty Mauser"
"Larry 'Ratso' Sloman as Murray Norkin"
"Mariann Tepedino as Mariann"
"Odessa A'zion as Rachel Mizler"
"Ralph Colucci as Lloyd"
"Devorah Shubowitz as Norkin Customer"
"Tyler the Creator as Wally (as Tyler Okonma)"
"George Gervin as Lawrence"
"Luke Manley as Dion Galanis"
"Marinel Tinnirello as Not Marty's Messenger"
"Fran Drescher as Rebecca Mauser"
"Sandra Bernhard as Judy"
"Emory Cohen as Ira Mizler"
"w:John Catsimatidis as Christopher Galanis"
"Géza Röhrig as Béla Kletzki"
"Koto Kawaguchi as Koto Endo"