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"Stan Laurel β Himself"
"Oliver Hardy β Himself"
"Oliver Hardy β Ollie"
"Reginald Gardiner β FranΓ§ois"
"They'll Scuttle Your Blues To the Bottom of the Sea!"
"Stan Laurel β Stan"
"Harry Anderson β Doorman"
"Grete Natzler β Anna Albert"
"The prisoners have been found guilty and will be shot at sunrise."
"Jean Parker β Georgette"
"James Finlayson β Mr. Vanderveer"
"Anchors Away for Their Funniest Comedy Hit!"
"THEY'RE BACK AGAIN...in the most hilarious comedy of their career!"
"They're mousetrap salesmen in the Alps - and are the mice happy!"
"Yelps in the Alps!"
"Minna Gombell β Mrs. Hardy"
"Zeffie Tilbury β Dowager seated near stairs"
"There's no use crying over split milk."
"Never during my army career have I been so GROSSLY insulted!! Just WAIT 'til I get my hands on 'em!!!"
"HERE'S HYSTERICAL HISTORY!"
"Those Philosophers of Phun in a new screamlined comedy!"
"Anita Garvin β Mrs. Vanderveer"
"And don't call me 'Dizzy'! DOPEY!!"
"Anchors Away for Their Funniest"
"Richard Cramer β Nick Granger"
"James Finlayson β Dr. Finlayson"
"Walter Woolf King β Victor Albert"
"Patricia Ellis β Mrs. 'Toots' Gilbert"
"Billy Gilbert β Mr. Gilbert"
"James Finlayson β Finn"
"Patsy Moran β Lulu"
"James C. Morton β James"
"I will now assign you to your duties. Reveille at 5, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspection. Inspection until 7. Ten minutes for breakfast, you drill until 1 and march until 4."
"Turn out the guard and place them BOTH under arrest!!"
"(repeated line) Get BACK to work!!"
"You'll HEAR about this later!!"
"They dish out the dizziest rib-ride of the year!"
"By the way, Fatty.....you don't seem to have the dignity becoming of a lackey. You don't walk right or something. Throw your shoulders back. Now, chin up!! No, no, no - both of them!"
"Figuring out a grand time for you!"
"Stan Laurel β Stan / Lord Paddington"
"Mike Behegan β Bugler"