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April 10, 2026
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"Adam Sandler - Jack Sadelstein/Jill Sadelstein"
"Gary Valentine - Dallas"
"Geoff Pierson - Carter Simmons"
"[apologizing to Jill] I'm sorry that you make everyone uncomfortable. I really am."
"Rohan Chand - Gary Sadelstein"
"Allen Covert - Otto"
"Elodie Tougne - Sofie Sadelstein"
"Gad Elmaleh - Xavier"
"Eugenio Derbez - Felipe / Felipe's grandmother"
"[to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow."
"Al Pacino - himself"
"Tim Meadows - Ted"
"Katie Holmes - Erin Sadelstein"
"Nick Swardson - Todd"
"Valerie Mahaffey - Bitsy Simmons"
"Kristin Davis - Delilah"
"[to Jack] Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates."
"Tim Meadows as Malcolm"
"Cheri Oteri as Penny"
"Shaquille O'Neal as Officer Fluzzo"
"Jon Lovitz as Squats Fitness Janitor"
"Allen Covert as Hippie Teacher"
"Ellen Cleghorne as Mary Fluzoo"
"Chris Hardwick as Ice Cream Vendor"
"David Henrie as Frat Boy Zac"
"Erin Heatherton as Female Cheerleader"
"China Anne McClain as Charlotte McKenzie"
"Frank Gingerich as Bean Lamonsoff"
"Taylor Lautner as Frat Boy Andy"
"Taran Killam as Male Cheerleader"
"Andy Samberg as Male Cheerleader"
"Steve Buscemi as Wiley"
"Aly Michalka as Sexy Bikini Girl Savannah"
"Jake Goldberg as Greg Feder"
"Nick Swardson as Nicholas "Nick" Hilliard"
"Jackie Sandler as Jackie Tardio"
"Maria Bello as Sally Lamonsoff"
"Maya Rudolph as Deanne McKenzie"
"Alexys Nycole Sanchez as Becky Feder"
"Ada-Nicole Sanger as Donna Lamonsoff"
"Georgia Engel as Mrs. Lamonsoff"
"Nadji Jeter as Andre McKenzie"
"Milo Ventimiglia as Frat Boy Milo"
"Patrick Schwarzenegger as Frat Boy Cooper"
"Jimmy Tatro as Frat Boy"
"Alexander Ludwig as Braden"
"David Spade as Marcus "Higgy" Higgins"
"Stone Cold Steve Austin as Dennis Cavanaugh"
"Peter Dante as Officer Dante"
"Kevin James as Erickson "Eric" Lamonsoff"