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"Dave Foley as Terry"
"Nathan Fillion as Johnny Worthington III"
"Billy Crystal as Mike Wazowski"
"Sean Hayes as Terri"
"Bobby Moynihan as Chet Alexander"
"Cristina Pucelli as Timmy"
"James Kevin Ward as Dad"
"Peter Sohn as Scott "Squishy" Squibbles"
"Charlie Day as Art"
"Colleen O'Shaughnessey as Mom"
"John Goodman as James P. Sullivan"
"Joel Murray as Don Carlton"
"Julia Sweeney as Sherri Squibbles"
"Ike Barinholtz as Jimmy Blevins"
"Rose Byrne as Kelly Radner"
"The battle for the street begins."
"Craig Roberts as Assjuice"
"Dave Franco as Pete Regazolli"
"Family vs. frat"
"Zac Efron as Teddy Sanders"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Scoonie"
"Carla Gallo as Paula Faldt"
"Seth Rogen as Mac Radner"
"[after Assjuice puts the glasses on] He looks like J.J. Abrams. He look good. He looks okay."
"Sisters for life... and death."
"(referring to Kyle) Well, i'm fucking the wrong guy!"
"Let's take a field trip to reality for a second."
"Without rules there's chaos."
"what about those implants? Does silicone float?"
"you cheat on one theta, you cheat on every theta"
"They Share A Killer Secret."
"(seeing the burning trees) Oh, Shit. Who set the house on fire?"
"(about the fake pills Megan took) Too bad it doesn't prevent bulimia, that's something Megan could actually use."
"Claire. I like being your friend because... it makes me multicultural without having to do anything."
"Cheers, slut."
"Please God, don't let me get killed."
"Ellie, I love you because you're always there to help with homework. You're like a spellcheck with a nice rack."
"(referring to Megan's corpse) Is that Megan? She looks terrible."
"The Sisters of Theta Pi Are Dying To Keep a Secret."
"Caroline D'Amore - Maggie"
"Margo Harshman - Chugs"
"Julian Morris - Andy"
"Carrie Fisher - Mrs. Crenshaw"
"Jamie Chung - Claire"
"Rumer Willis - Ellie"
"Audrina Patridge - Megan"
"Matt O'Leary - Garrett"
"The sisters of Theta Pi have a secret that just won't die."
"Whatever loser. It's not my fault that you're gay."
"It's all fun and games until someone gets stabbed with a tire iron."