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April 10, 2026
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"Fred Tatasciore — Farmer Buyer"
"David Koechner — Dag"
"Jeff Garcia — Pip"
"Cameron A. Clarke — Freddy"
"Rob Paulsen — Peck, Gopher, Pizza Twin #1"
"Tino Insana — Pigg the Pig"
"Dom Irrera — Duke"
"Scott Bullock — Eddy"
"John DiMaggio — Bud, Officer O'Hanlon"
"Maurice LaMarche — Igg"
"Dana Plato — Maddy"
"Nathaniel Stroman — Root"
"Steve Oedekerk — Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Mr. Goldner, Pizza Twin #2"
"Maria Bamford — Nora Beady"
"Jill Talley — Mrs. Goldner"
"Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?"
"Peck: Never! You're all gonna die."
"Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?"
"Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!"
"Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything."
"Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben."
"Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so."
"Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?"
"Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone."
"Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night."
"Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!"
"Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back."
"Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull."
"Igg: Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration."
"Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out."
"Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road."
"Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die."
"Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight."
"Kevin James — Otis the Cow"
"Courteney Cox — Daisy"
"Sam Elliott — Ben"
"Danny Glover — Miles"
"Wanda Sykes — Bessy"
"Andie MacDowell — Etta"
"HEY!!!! [Lord of the Hoof horses stopped dancing, one goes off the stage] Have you all lost your mind? It's daylight, the farmer is gonna be back. This is so off-limits!"
"[after seeing the farmer come in after dancing with Wild Mike on stage] Uh, moo?"
"[after pushing Snotty Boy off his bed] That's called boy tipping! Hahaha!"
"[after Miles kicks the farmer the third time] Will you...stop...doing...that?! [Miles: Well, unless you give him a blindfold, I'm going kick him!] OK, let's go."
"[walks to Ben's grave] Hey, Pop. I, uh, wanted to come by and, uh... Look, you-you were just a great dad. You see, I... I don't know what I was thinking, but for a minute, I actually thought I could take your place. But those coyotes... I-I mean, you would've stood up to them and y-you wouldn't have backed down now. I gotta tell ya, I was...so afraid. [sighs] Ya know, I know I always said that I-I wasn't you, and-and I'm not. But I wish I was. [sighs] I-I-I can't do it, Pop. I gotta go. I'm sorry. [walks away]"
"[as Dag jumps to attack Otis, he grabs Dag] Remember me? I'm Ben's kid. [He slams Dag to the car window and threatens to punches him. (Same thing Ben did before his death.) He glares closer to whimpering Dag] Never... come... back. [drops Dag] Pip? [Pip: Eh, I'd have to go with the iron, man.]"
"[first words] Thanks, Miles. Let me know if you see Otis."
"[seeing 3 Jersey cows by the fence] The Jersey Cows."
"Second item: lest I remind you, this is coyote season. [animals chatter concernedly] There are ruthless and desperate creatures. Rule #1: stay in groups. Rule #2: stay inside of the perimeter of the fence at all times. And #3: be careful out there. Okay, let's hit it. MOOOOOO!"
"[from trailer] Rule Number I: There swimmin' in the pond."
"[latest words] Put the hen down, Dag."