State and Main

"[On his habit of sleeping with underage girls] Everybody needs a hobby."

"[after wrecking his car] So that happened."

"Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes."

"It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction."

"This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town."

"I'm going to rip your heart out, then I'm going to piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest! And the best to Marian..."

"If your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape."

"Well, I'm gonna solve it here or this bimbo you sent me is gonna be doing a donkey act on public access television. Her tits her tits her tits her tits. That she signed in her contract! We hired her because of 10 years at the Actors Studio, the way she played Medea? Her last two pictures lay there on the screen like my first wife."

"I don't know what her problem is. She takes off her shirt to do a voice-over. What's her problem? The country could draw her tits from memory."

"William H. Macy - Walt Price"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White"

"Alec Baldwin - Bob Barrenger"

"David Paymer - Marty Rossen"

"Sarah Jessica Parker - Claire Wellesly"

"Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann Black"

"Julia Stiles - Carla"

"Clark Gregg – Doug Mackenzie"

"Patti LuPone – Sherry Bailey"

"Charles Durning – Mayor George Bailey"

"Lionel Mark Smith – Bill Smith"

"Ricky Jay – Jack"

"Michael Higgins – Doc Wilson"

"Jonathan Katz – Howie Gold"

"Laura Silverman – Secretary"

"Michael Bradshaw – Town Priest"

"J. J. Johnston – Stationmaster"

"John Krasinski – Caddy / Judge's assistant"