Reno 911!

"Terry: Have you ever had skittles? They're like pure sugar!"

"Officer Garcia has been shot"

"repeated line"

"Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Lt. Dangle and I have a very special relationship. We're like a brother and sister...except a brother and sister who have sex."

"Talking to a Klan member"

"Terry: I heard a rumor."

"Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey, Terry! Sheriff's Department!"

"talking to a junior-high class"

"Deputy Garcia: Criminals are the vomit of society and we are the sawdust."

"said of a prostitute"

"Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Raineesha Williams is a loudmouth, backstabbing Jew. I wanna say Jew but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a problem with, too."

"Jackie the Hooker: Shit, my wig falls off...now everybody knows I don't have cancer..."

"Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Sheriffs department"

"(The whole group is in the conference room except Dangle.)"

"[In regards to Inspector Smiley, an English transfer to the department for the day as part of the "Badges Across the Water" program.]"