Red Symons

"They say familiarity breeds contempt but I hardly know you."

"Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing."

"Opportunity only knocks once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."

"No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

"Laughter is the only tranquillizer with no side effects."

"Friends are the family you can pick."

"The best way to save money is not to lose it."