House of 1000 Corpses

"It's all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him."

"Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, RABBIT, RUN!"

"Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs."

"Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever. Now, I'm gonna remove your gap... But! If you make so much as a fuckin' peep! I'm going to cut you like a pig and make you eat your own fucking intestines... you got me?"

"Bill... He's a good guy, Ohhh hoo... He's been great help to me. A real blessin'... I mean, I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. You don't know what kinda dry spell I've had here. Total Block, Total Block! But Bill... He's OK."

"[after shooting Killer Karl] Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."

"But MOST of all... fuck YOU!"

"Ain't the only thing tasty in this house."

"We like to get fucked up, and do fucked up shit."

"Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL?"

"There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit.""

"Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?"

"Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way."

"These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick 'em up on the wall."

"You gotta have the marshmallows, that's what makes it fun."

"That was so badass! Dr. Satan! Ahhh! Dr. Satan!"

"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!"

"I hate fucked up families."

"What are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole?"

"The most shocking tale of carnage ever seen."

"The movie some never wanted you to see."

"There's no turning back!"

"True horror is back!"

"You'll never get out alive."

"God bless this house."

"Dare You Enter..."

"Life and Death are Meaningless...And Pain Is God"

"Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding"

"Bill Moseley - Otis B. Driftwood"

"Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby Firefly"

"Karen Black - Mother Firefly"

"Erin Daniels - Denise Willis"

"Hardwick - Jerry Goldsmith"

"Rainn Wilson - Bill Hudley"

"Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles"

"Tom Towles - Lieutenant George Wydell"

"Walton Goggins - Deputy Steve Naish"

"Matthew McGrory - Tiny Firefly"

"Robert Mukes - Rufus "RJ" Firefly Jr"

"Dennis Fimple - Grampa Hugo Firefly"

"Jake McKinnon - Rufus "Earl" Firefly Sr"

"Harrison Young - Don Willis"

"Irwin Keyes - Ravelli"

"Michael J. Pollard - Stucky"

"Chad Bannon - Killer Karl"

"Walter Phelan - S. Quentin Quale / Dr. Satan"

"William H. Basset - Sheriff Frank Huston"

"David Reynolds - Richard "Little Dick" Wick"

"Joe Dobbs III - Gerry "Goober" Ober"

"Gregg Gibbs - Dr. Wolfenstein"