Fallout 2

"Come here, Chosen One. There are things you should know."

"You will be faced with many challenges throughout your lifetime, and the most difficult of these will be dealing with your fellow man. There will come a time when diplomacy and tact will prove to be useless and your hand must be raised instead."

"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die."

"What do I want? I don't really know. Most of the time I ignore my quest and walk into the homes of others, riffling through people's shelves... oooh, like those over there!"

"[On Lenny] Ghoul-boy, you better keep your damn distance. Shoooo-weee, do you stink."

"Dad named me after some comic book character from before the war. Said he was a mean sonuvabitch, too."

"If I was twenty years younger, I'd go east and explore the Midwest. Too late now, I s'pose."

"God I wish I had a limit break..."

"Been there. Seen that. Got the scars."

"I'll just stay here and tighten the vices on my shoulders."

"Jacob heard the call and embraced it. So did the Vault Dweller. But no matter how many rise above, the masses will always destroy them, right?"

"So. Who the hell are you? Spill it, or I'll have the guards BEAT it out of you."

"Hey stupid! Jet, mother fucker, Jet! Yer talkin' to its maker. Its creator. Its... god."

"I did so make Jet! What, you think this lab is for show?"

"Yeah, what? Can'tcha see I'm thinking here?"

"Very good. And that's all your ever gonna learn, pal. You wanna know, you figure it out."

"You sure do ask a lot of goddamn questions. The answer is yeah, maybe... say, wh-where did you learn all this stuff anyway? You from Vault City or something?"

"Yeah, keep mouthing off, smartass. I could oxidize circles around you. I'm a natural. Self-taught. None of that bullshit Vault City 'purer-than-thou' 'tude see?"

"Ah for fuck's sake, it can't be done, all right? It's a goddammn drug, not a bacterial infection."

"Kee-rist. That has got to be the dumbest... hmmmm..."

"Ha! You'd have better luck convincing a radscorpion to part with its tail than to get Vault City to part with anything."

"Hoh! Oh, so-o-o what was that, like Tribal humor? Yea, hardy-har-har. Pretty fucking funny."

"Great. One of the mental midgets from upstairs. Look, I ain't got much here, but you can tuh-tuh-take whatever you want."

"Sure! You bet! Uh, here you go. Here's all of it. Now uh, you go back to your stall now, okay?"

"Abso-fucking-lutely! Heh, you bet! You and I are gonna to be the best of friends, okay?"

"Guards ain't worth the chips you pay for em... well, my retarded friend, we've been introduced so why don't you GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE NOW!"

"You and me - friends forever n' ever. Or the next injection. NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!"

"Who're you an' how the hell did you get in here? Wh-where are those jackass guards?"

"Do I look like a cartographer? You want to scour the desert for them, you go right ahead."

"Uhm, I'm gonna need some radscorpion venom sacs first. Ironic, in'Mason: Well, check out this bouquet of assholes."

"Damn right I did! I make the shit everybody wants and can't get enough of."

"Amateurish? Ama-amateurish? Jet's pure genius, and don't you forget it! And I didn't stumble across it, I MADE it."

"I feel like I've passed an arbitrary experience point limit and gained more power."

"What can we and I do you for?"

"Grampy-bone be doing da killin' right now."

"Mason: Well, check out this bouquet of assholes."

"Mason: What're you doing here, punchy? Lose your way to the boxing ring? Get outta here."

"Sergeant Arch Dornan: Welcome to the camp Navarro, so you are the new replacement. You are out of uniform soldier, where is your power armor!?"

"Raider: You fight like old people fuck!"

"Raider: Take the pain motherfucker!"

"Renesco: Me? I'm jolly ol' Saint Nick. And YOU must be that stupid slip of porno trash that trench coat-wearing elderly men use to fulfill their masturbatory fantasies."

"Flo Di Re - Elder of Arroyo"

"Michael Dorn - Marcus / Special Agent Frank Horrigan"

"Peter Jason - Drill Sergeant / Gate Guard"

"Greg Eagles - Sulik"

"Jeffrey Jones - President Richardson"

"Jason Marsden - Myron"

"Kevin Michael Richardson - Com. Officer"

"Dwight Schultz - Hakunin"

"Cree Summer - First Citizen Lynette"