Edmonton

"Jeannie: I can't believe I am betting my life on your sense of direction! Dr. McKay: What are you talking about?! I've got an excellent sense of direction! Jeannie: Oh, really? Remember when we went to West Edmonton Mall and Dad had to call the police to find you? Dr. McKay: That mall was huge! Jeannie: There were maps every seven metres! Dr. McKay: Misleading ones!"

"Edmonton isn’t really the end of the world – although you can see it from there."

"[Edmonton is a] fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes."

"Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary."