"Huh? Why do you have these manga, sensei?" "No, those aren't-" "Isnt this series notorious for being banned because of how it creates sex criminals?" "No, listen, I'm not into that stuff..." "Sensei, all this time I thought you were a simple lolicon...but I never thought you were a full-blown pedocon!" "Hey, I'm not a pedocon! I've never opened any of those books!" "Don't lie... all these manga have heavy-reading grudge stains!" "Look, a dumb college buddy sent me those as parting gifts. I couldn't throw them out, but I..." "You were friends with a fellow pedocon back home?" "That's how you see it?" "You married that girl after you knocked her up when she was 16. But this could mean you actually started violating that girl when she was only 15, 14, 13, or even younger than that..." "NGH! Believe me, I'm not a lolicon! And I'm no pedo..." "Make me believe!"