"Megumin: "I will be fourteen next month." Kazuma Satou: "Wait, fourteen? Seriously? You're not gonna be a loli character anymore?" Megumin: "A loli character!?" Kazuma Satou: "Oof...I was this close to becoming a certified lolicon for real..." Megumin: "Why don't you tell me how bathing with me certifies you as a lolicon?""