"Your dad has no friends. If you think your dad has friends, you're wrong. Your mom has friends, and they have husbands. Those are not your dad's friends."
— John Mulaney

January 1, 1970

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Actors from ChicagoStand-up comedians from the United StatesScreenwriters from the United StatesGeorgetown University alumniProducers from the United States
Original Language: English

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