"What's this? A letter. "B. Bunny." For me! Now where'd that come from? Oh, well. [Reads letter] "Greetings... The President of the United States..." Hmm, that's nice. "Hereby notified... been selected... training therein... report local board..." Holy cats, I've been drafted!"
January 1, 1970
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